Matthieu De Robles ∙ 11/28/2020 ∙ November 2020
The chess community is celebrating! Chess developers have finally returned to update their game. For months, there were speculations that chess was finally going to receive an update after centuries of waiting. And now the developers have not only come with changes but also their reasoning behind their changes. If you are in any way interested in chess, or you want to see what the nerds in your English class have been screaming about, this is a must-read. Chess 2.020 Patch Notes:
Removed the bishop.
Added the eldritch horror.
Weakened the king.
Seven of hearts.
If you’re a long time chess fan, you’d know that the seven of hearts was removed in 1288 by the Real Council of Good Chess People (RCGCP) due to balancing issues. Now we’ve brought it back!
The seven of hearts can now delete one tile from the board, rather than one hundred.
Blastoise, Porygon, and [copyright infringement from Nintendo].
We hope that these fixes make chess more enjoyable. Please contact the developers at chesspeopleofchessyeswelikechessalotchessiscoolbutdentalcareiscooler.net/contact/suggestions/%FH72gdfs/ to request other changes. We hope to make chess amazing. See you in 2768!
This blueprint displays the final version of the Eldritch Horror piece, which took seven years to develop.