Gerard Picklestein State: Hawaii Current position: Supreme Leader Hot issues: universal healthcare, let me stay up past 10 pm >:(, howie doin Party affiliation: Demopublican

Tinkley Winkley State: Texas Current position: hat Dealer Hot issues: One free hat for everyone, hat tax, buy my hats Party affiliation: Hat

Lady Pimbless Chundershire

State: London

Current position: 10 Downing Street

Hot issues: make America Britain again, take the tea out of the Boston harbor Party affiliation: Tory

Harry Hormplestein

State: Long Island

Current position: CEO at Hormplestein Aviary Hot issues: less birds, stop making fun of my name, h Party affiliation: Republican?

Jerry

State: Guam

Current position: stay-at-home mom 

Hot issues: none Party affiliation: I just want everyone to have fun :)

Chip N. Dip

State: Alabama

Current position: truck driver and part time Arby's manager

Hot issues: create the DOK (Department of Kazoos), flavored Chemtrails, find the edge of the earth Party affiliation: I legally cannot answer this question

Boe Jiden

State: Delaware

Current position: Obama’s best(?) friend

Hot issues: vote for me, boobaclooba Party affiliation: Cremodat

Scary Helen

State: fear Current position: Clogs Saleswoman

Hot issues: make Halloween mandatory Party affiliation: Whichever party Satan belongs to

Jumbo Shrimp Burger

State: Large Fries

Current position: Diet Coke Hot issues: actually can you make that a Cherry Coke? Party affiliation: Thanks

Toenail Terry State: N/A

Current position: N/A

Hot Issues: Toenail Terry Party affiliation: N/A

Other State: Vermont Current position: Senator of Vermont Hot issues: medicare for all, pay off college loans, union rights, the green new deal Party affiliation: Democrat, Independent

Me State: sad :( Current position: in my room ig Hot issues: kinda hungry Party affiliation: tired

Sister Catherine State: The Convent Current position: nun Hot issues: oppression of nuns Party affiliation: nun

ThinkPad T480s State: Italy, for a more precise location, please enable location services Current position: the laptop cart Hot issues: constant desecration of laptops by students; illegal Minecraft downloads Party affiliation: Single and ready to mingle