- Quirky quaranteenage antics continue in this, the second, quarantine issue. 9/12/21 - Damn, we were really going wild in there, getting scared of avocados... heh heh.. not anymore, that's for sure...
Avocados To tell the story of these new, deadly fruits, we must start from when avocados were invent...
Aramie Ewen ∙ Quarantine Issue Two
#Timeless news
#Opinion
This Wednesday, [name redacted] of Brooklyn Technical High School (BTHS) has passed away due to a se...
Gerard Picklestein State: Hawaii Current position: Supreme Leader Hot issues: universal healthcare, ...
Jacob Schles ∙ Quarantine Issue Two
#Listicle
#News
Jocks and nerds looking for extra credit, rejoice! During the next two weeks, you can get a guarante...
Amara Chowdhury ∙ Quarantine Issue Two
#From the field
#Tests
“Je neauxd un baguette, croissant, aeund wine feaux touniht,” you hear the French person say at the ...
Matthieu De Robles ∙ Quarantine Issue Two
#Guest interview
Kidnap their dog and demand a reasonable, “small” fee for its safe return. Your friend will be elate...
Charlotte Rotlander, 1 more ∙ Quarantine Issue Two
#How-to
This Monday, in a move finally legitimizing decades of corporate rule under lax restrictions on lobb...
George Lee ∙ Quarantine Issue Two
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