Quarantine Issue Two

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Quarantine Issue Two

- Quirky quaranteenage antics continue in this, the second, quarantine issue. 9/12/21 - Damn, we were really going wild in there, getting scared of avocados... heh heh.. not anymore, that's for sure...

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Deadly New Mutant Avocado Plant

Avocados To tell the story of these new, deadly fruits, we must start from when avocados were invent...

Aramie Ewen ∙ Quarantine Issue Two

#Timeless news

#Opinion

Student Dies From Allergy To School Water

This Wednesday, [name redacted] of Brooklyn Technical High School (BTHS) has passed away due to a se...

Aramie Ewen ∙ Quarantine Issue Two

#Timeless news

Wacky 2020 Candidates

Gerard Picklestein State: Hawaii Current position: Supreme Leader Hot issues: universal healthcare, ...

Jacob Schles ∙ Quarantine Issue Two

#Listicle

#News

Seeker of Success: Physical Education Extra Credit

Jocks and nerds looking for extra credit, rejoice! During the next two weeks, you can get a guarante...

Amara Chowdhury ∙ Quarantine Issue Two

#From the field

#Tests

'The French Language Is Just English With A Heavy French Accent, Rioters Say'

“Je neauxd un baguette, croissant, aeund wine feaux touniht,” you hear the French person say at the ...

Matthieu De Robles ∙ Quarantine Issue Two

#Timeless news

#Opinion

#Guest interview

How To Console A Crying Friend

Kidnap their dog and demand a reasonable, “small” fee for its safe return. Your friend will be elate...

Charlotte Rotlander, 1 more ∙ Quarantine Issue Two

#How-to

#Listicle

Trump Privatizes the US Government

This Monday, in a move finally legitimizing decades of corporate rule under lax restrictions on lobb...

George Lee ∙ Quarantine Issue Two

#News

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