The Radish

Aramie Ewen

Former President ∙ Graduated 2023

"I live, breathe, think, and occasionally eat, radishes."

“I put gold eyeshadow on my eyes, I can take it,” says person who absolutely cannot take it

Despite putting gold, humans’ favorite squishy metal, all over their eyelids, this person absolutely...

Aramie Ewen

#Fashion

#Investigation

Taste The Streets Of NY

As I wander the streets of New York with my head down, tongue placed firmly against the cement, I wo...

Aramie Ewen ∙ January 2022

#How-to

#Opinion

'Juice pouches are the official cool cid drink, company spokesperson claims'

In a wildly controversial post last Wednesday, a spokesperson of Pouchy Juice claimed juice pouches...

Aramie Ewen ∙ June 2021

#Timeless news

#Opinion

#Snack time

I Don’t Dream, I Only Sweat

I started weightlifting all the way back in 1687, when Issac Newton first told us about force. I pic...

Aramie Ewen ∙ March 2021

#From the field

LEAKED! 2022 AP Teen Lang Test Questions

After much pushback from the recent AP English exam, the College Board is finally freshening up thei...

Aramie Ewen, 3 more ∙ June 2022

#Listicle

#AP (Advanced Placement)

How to Put On a Nose Strip

Nose strips: they're the diversity hire of choice for nose bandages and snoring. They're useful for...

Aramie Ewen ∙ November 2021

#How-to

#Opinion

Chickens Are the Wrong Size

Where are chickens going? A chicken egg is a single chicken cell. Therefore a chicken cell is around...

Aramie Ewen ∙ May 2021

#Science

#Eggs

#Opinion

#Investigation

The Case For A Carpeted BTHS

I vividly remember sitting on my nonna’s back porch, eating a crusty slice of her old carpet. Every...

Aramie Ewen ∙ February 2022

#Opinion

Hate Apples

“How many people does it take to hate apples?” A loud voice asks over a loudspeaker. “15 and a half...

Santiago Vira, 2 more ∙ June 2021

#Science

#Opinion

#Investigation

#Snack time

Why Is My CitiBike Screaming?

“Why is my Citi Bike screaming this time,” I wondered, biking down an unexpectedly gentle hill. Tod...

Aramie Ewen ∙ April 2021

#From the field

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