The Radish

Maxime Ennis

Former Co-President ∙ Graduated 2024

"If you could, if you could one time sandwich?"

how to cope when your club advisor is getting married

Has this ever happened to you? It’s the first week of school and you’re sitting in your eleventh g...

Maxime Ennis

#From the field

#explanation

#rant

The Diary of a Merge Mansion Addict: An Autobiography

Entry #1: I saw this ad for the game called Merge Mansion. It looks terrible. I want to buy it. I...

Maxime Ennis ∙ January 2022

#Listicle

#PSA

#From the field

Mysterious Grammarly Autocorrections

Grammarly autocorrected Carol Branchirem’s first name to “cheating lying hussy” while she was typing...

Maxime Ennis ∙ March 2021

#Timeless news

Schools Are Closing Due To COVID-19??

Before I start this article, can I just say how much I am in love with the 1997 Windows XP computer...

Maxime Ennis ∙ December 2020

#News

How To Use A Dishwasher

Most everyone’s heard of a dishwasher, but not many know how to use one properly. In this article, y...

Maxime Ennis ∙ June 2022

#How-to

#Listicle

Tourist's Guide to New York City

Tourists, with the summer, are getting nearer and nearer to the wonderful city of New York. And sinc...

Maxime Ennis ∙ June 2021

#Listicle

Stimulus Bill Secrets Unveiled: What’s REALLY In It?

This pandemic has not been easy on the working people of America, those who struggle most economical...

Charlotte Rotlander, 3 more ∙ March 2021

#Investigation

Gary

You ever have a burning hatred for someone, an absolute fire inside directed at one individual? Well...

Maxime Ennis ∙ April 2022

#Letters

The Hidden Meaning Behind Pitbull Lyrics

Armando Christian Pérez, Mr. Worldwide, Lil’ Chico, Mr. 305, Dale—whatever you’d like to call him, h...

Maxime Ennis ∙ April 2021

#Investigation

Top Three Hottest Celebrity Crushes

Everyone has a celebrity crush! Whether it’s a world-recognized actor or a small guitarist in an ind...

Maxime Ennis ∙ February 2021

#Listicle

More People: Compliments to the not chefs!

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