Quarantine Issue One

The Radish

Yellow tape symbolizing yellow tape, our quarantine issue perfectly captures our quaranteenage angst—and boy are we angsty.

As all Tech heads are experiencing, Gym class is now completely online. That’s right, no more sharin...

#News

As of eight days ago, Crayola released their new box of twenty-seven crayons. Young children all aro...

#Timeless news

Look, I’ll be honest: moon landing conspiracy theories are overdone. We’ve heard it all before— Alie...

#Investigation

Dear students, We’ve noticed complaints of heatstroke, walking from the basement to the sixth floor...

#PSA

Due to the recent movements of the Earth by forces beyond our comprehension, space has been bent in ...

#Timeless news

If you or a loved one has been affected by ripped jeans, please dial our toll-free hotline at 1-800-...

#PSA

Last month, notorious mobster Fettuccine Alfredo Cannoli (alias “Big Boy”) was found guilty of bribe...

#Timeless news

This school year, Brooklyn Tech saw an increase in peculiar events and patterns. Obviously, the big ...

#Guest interview

You’ve read that title right folks, the legendary rapper, songwriter, and actor Tupac Shakur, previo...

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