Yellow tape symbolizing yellow tape, our quarantine issue perfectly captures our quaranteenage angst—and boy are we angsty.
As all Tech heads are experiencing, Gym class is now completely online. That’s right, no more sharin...
Kiran Berger ∙ Quarantine Issue One
#News
As of eight days ago, Crayola released their new box of twenty-seven crayons. Young children all aro...
Kelly Hsu ∙ Quarantine Issue One
#Timeless news
Look, I’ll be honest: moon landing conspiracy theories are overdone. We’ve heard it all before— Alie...
Jacob Schles ∙ Quarantine Issue One
#Investigation
Dear students, We’ve noticed complaints of heatstroke, walking from the basement to the sixth floor...
Charlotte Rotlander ∙ Quarantine Issue One
#PSA
Due to the recent movements of the Earth by forces beyond our comprehension, space has been bent in ...
Ethan Perkis ∙ Quarantine Issue One
If you or a loved one has been affected by ripped jeans, please dial our toll-free hotline at 1-800-...
Last month, notorious mobster Fettuccine Alfredo Cannoli (alias “Big Boy”) was found guilty of bribe...
Naiar Islam ∙ Quarantine Issue One
This school year, Brooklyn Tech saw an increase in peculiar events and patterns. Obviously, the big ...
#Guest interview
You’ve read that title right folks, the legendary rapper, songwriter, and actor Tupac Shakur, previo...
Daniel Williams ∙ Quarantine Issue One
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