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Ethan Perkis

Former Vice President ∙ Graduated 2023

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NEW Holiday Oreos

PosterWe all know what the holiday spirit is about. Sure, it’s got a bit of possession, a dash of...

Ethan Perkis

#Festive

#News

#Snack time

#Meat

An Accidental Announcement

“Hphfffffffff,” went the loudspeaker at 9:34 AM on Wednesday, February 9th, 2022. A young female voi...

Ethan Perkis ∙ February 2022

#News

#From the field

December Calendar

Tuesday, December 1st: Holiday season begins! But we’ll never say which holiday. We’ll never tell; t...

Ethan Perkis ∙ November 2020

#PSA

#Timeless news

Person Doodling You on the Margins of Their Notes Is Totally Uninterested

You’ve seen them looking at you and going back into their notes in the middle of class. You’ve heard...

Ethan Perkis ∙ May 2022

#From the field

Our Favorite Wrong SAT Answers

SAT results for this year have been published! We at The Radish received a list of the most common i...

Ethan Perkis ∙ January 2022

#Listicle

Florida Men Remake The School In Their Image

Due to the recent movements of the Earth by forces beyond our comprehension, space has been bent in...

Ethan Perkis ∙ Quarantine Issue One

#Timeless news

The Elusive Stairs Pass

Hey! Kids! It’s me, the person lurking in the staircase and doing my entire class’ homework during 3...

Ethan Perkis ∙ April 2022

#How-to

#Stairs

New Major Maintenance Program Inspires Creativity In Bio Sci Majors

Introducing the new Major Maintenance program, Brooklyn Tech has started a system in which students...

Ethan Perkis ∙ November 2021

#Vending Machines

#Snack time

#Meat

Birthstones

Aquarius: Your birthstone is a garnet. Cliché, yes, but do you have anything greater? I beg to diffe...

Ethan Perkis ∙ March 2020

#Horoscopes

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