Phoenix Thorwall

The Radish

Phoenix Thorwall

Secretary ∙ Graduating 2024

"Never tell a pretty person they have "modelesque features""

BTHS Admin HATES This Student

Not one student is unfamiliar with October 20th, the day of Brooklyn Tech’s infamous Club Fair Fiasc...

Phoenix Thorwall

#News

#Guest interview

The Boy with the Cinnamon Raisin Swirl

I make my presence known, even though it’s already been detected by the deli staff. I was on the lin...

Phoenix Thorwall ∙ December 2021

#Opinion

#From the field

Paleontologist More Like Badleontologist

Over the past month, employees of The Radish have been receiving phone calls from the same unknown n...

Phoenix Thorwall ∙ May 2021

#Investigation

#Guest interview

New! AP Boys Potty Training

To the surprise of the entire male student body, the Collegeboard sent an email regarding an AP exam...

Phoenix Thorwall ∙ June 2022

#How-to

#AP (Advanced Placement)

LEQ#2

During the Hybrid Learning Dark Age of Brooklyn Technical High School, I, like many other unsuspecti...

Phoenix Thorwall ∙ November 2021

#History

Yo Mama (Your Mother)

Gertrude is a well-dressed, kind-hearted mother of three in her early 40’s. One Thursday afternoon,...

Phoenix Thorwall ∙ March 2021

#PSA

How To Transfer To A Local R Train

Phone? Dead. Railroad? Malfunctioning. Outfit? On point. It’s your typical Sunday in New York City, ...

Phoenix Thorwall ∙ January 2022

#How-to

#From the field

Go For It, Y/N!!

A/N: Hey, uwuber-tubers!!!! I’m so happy I was able to publish this new addition of my story! >:3 Sa...

Amara Chowdhury, 2 more ∙ June 2021

#From the field

Santa Claus Cancelled

Mr. Claus has been running Christmas since 280 A.D., slowly building his empire. During this time, n...

Phoenix Thorwall ∙ February 2021

#Festive

#News

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